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		<title>Why Men Are Happier</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men Are Just Happier People&#8211; Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Student &amp; Police reports?</title>
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		<title>&#8220;We have always done it like that&#8221;</title>
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